mr. toady,
poor bloke,
he croaked!
“call a spade
a raccoon,” i said.
go bury bumpy
next to his lumpy
mortician’s binary
fission beautician
beneath the
sassafras bush.
but whatever
you do, don’t
sneeze at rich
dark chocolate
syrupped-steak
served up hot
by pink-vested
bobble bunnies
with sides of steamy
blue lobster rainbows
under kettle-korn
skies…or you may
shatter my shiny
silver-plattered
mad-hattered
dreams.
So, what do you think of my new garden ornament? Linked to d’Versepoets
Jun 17, 2014 @ 16:05:11
or you may
shatter my shiny
silver-plattered
mad-hattered
dreams.
Love that and your blue frog yard ornament… what a treat to see him peeping out
Jun 17, 2014 @ 18:47:23
Thank you…i’m glad you like it!
Jun 16, 2014 @ 20:38:43
I love the wordplay in this – smiled all the way through.
Jun 14, 2014 @ 04:41:43
What a fun piece! Some great internal rhyme in this nonsensical poem
Jun 13, 2014 @ 17:33:39
fun poem! Diane
Jun 13, 2014 @ 13:53:29
beautiful “shiny / silver-plattered / mad-hattered / dreams.”…and love your garden ornament…
Jun 13, 2014 @ 06:08:07
really fun!
Jun 13, 2014 @ 04:44:25
Sometimes toads can be quite solid to be imaginary..
Jun 13, 2014 @ 03:46:03
blue lobster rainbows… that is way cool… and i LOVE your new garden ornament… so where’s the princess to kiss him..? smiles
Jun 13, 2014 @ 03:56:48
i enjoyed your MTB ideas today…glad you like my toad! My dear grand daughter will probably kiss him…or sit on him 🙂
Jun 13, 2014 @ 02:05:33
How very creative, though for a moment I thought you were referring to the other poetry garden ~ I specially like pink vested bubble bunnies 🙂
Jun 13, 2014 @ 03:26:19
Thanks, Grace…i think the twisted title fit and perhaps i should share with other poetry garden as well?
Jun 13, 2014 @ 01:37:30
Perhaps you now will be crowned the princess of Flarf, for the unusual combinations & images you created tickle my toes with raspberry flarf dust.
Jun 13, 2014 @ 03:28:03
may i wear a raspberry tiara…and one for my toad?
Jun 12, 2014 @ 23:04:41
This one had a comfort – kind of the way a peppermint patty is both yummy and makes me feel ‘clarified’.
Jun 12, 2014 @ 23:18:33
what a sweet comment…i love peppermint patties!
Jun 12, 2014 @ 22:54:11
a kettle korn sky….ha, i bet that is a sight to see…
so your garden ornaments talk to you as well?
smiles.
Jun 12, 2014 @ 23:17:45
oh, yes, i like the talking toad…but the birdbath is rude!
Jun 12, 2014 @ 22:24:45
Fantastic poem. Nicely well written and so imaginative. 🙂
Jun 12, 2014 @ 23:15:01
Thank you, Charlie…that’s a real compliment, from the king of flarf!