Challenge at Poetics Pub to use drinking words (listed) for a non-drinking activity…
last call for dirty laundry as granny
loaded tumbler for one more round,
tipping a bodacious shot of bleach.
“c’mon, help tie one on the clothesline,”
she says, hanging three sheets to the wind.
then turns sour, seeing hair of the dog on
whites; kamikaze-like, she yells straight-up
“choose your poison, we gotta rewash ’em!”
Feb 08, 2017 @ 03:08:16
Made me smile. Was that a Yorkshire accent?
Feb 08, 2017 @ 08:59:25
Could be…but probably Yankee Dutch 😉
Feb 08, 2017 @ 00:34:00
Good job :))
Feb 07, 2017 @ 22:13:44
You did the prompt proudly! Love it!
Feb 07, 2017 @ 20:27:34
Nice use of the words in a laundry context.
Feb 07, 2017 @ 19:14:37
A fun take on the prompt. 🙂
Feb 07, 2017 @ 19:12:35
What fun this is! Great work Lynn. I always hated hanging sheets on a windy day.
Feb 08, 2017 @ 08:54:46
Yes, but loved the fresh smell 😊
Feb 07, 2017 @ 18:48:23
I hate laundry day, like it even less if it needs a redo. I liked the mixology referencs. They are well placed
Feb 08, 2017 @ 08:53:42
A necessary chore…grandmothers can be religious about it!
Feb 08, 2017 @ 09:00:41
But Granny, i’ve only worn these… times
Feb 08, 2017 @ 09:03:22
😆exactly!
Feb 07, 2017 @ 18:01:18
Oh, my…love the imagery of hanging the washing out on the clothesline! 🙂
Feb 07, 2017 @ 17:53:59
Such a whirlwind of sassy good ol charm! ❤️ Love it 😀
Feb 07, 2017 @ 16:30:40
Fabulous wordplay….so many different takes on this prompt…go Granny.
Feb 07, 2017 @ 16:39:10
Thanks, Paul, I had fun with this prompt 😊