happy hour is over

Challenge at Poetics Pub to use drinking words (listed) for a non-drinking activity…


last call for dirty laundry as granny

loaded tumbler for one more round,

tipping a bodacious shot of bleach.

“c’mon, help tie one on the clothesline,”

she says, hanging three sheets to the wind.

then turns sour, seeing hair of the dog on

whites;  kamikaze-like, she yells straight-up

“choose your poison, we gotta rewash ’em!”

34 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. jessicavanroekel
    Feb 22, 2017 @ 07:48:05

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Reply

  2. Rosemary Nissen-Wade
    Feb 11, 2017 @ 00:00:42

    Ha ha ha!

    Reply

  3. lillian
    Feb 09, 2017 @ 05:42:27

    Oh my gosh!! You’ve created quite a character here…chuckling I am at your clever use of mixology terms. And granny sounds like she’s ready to belt one down!😊

    Reply

  4. Olga
    Feb 08, 2017 @ 19:43:06

    So hilarious, Lynn. Last call for laundry. A bit of an OCD granny that sees the dog hair on the sheets. Ha ha! ❤

    Reply

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