De at dVerse asked for this when she suggested a quadrille about “yuck”!
you may not be a fan-ure
because it stinks like sin
but maybe it’s called “man-ure”
‘cause men keep falling in!
if you come visit our farm
be sure to bring your boots
remember here in cow town
“bull sh__” has rural roots!
janicead
Oct 14, 2018 @ 16:40:53
Legend has it that a person asked Margaret Truman to see if she could get President Truman not to use the word manure. Her response was something like, “Do you know how long it has taken me to get him to say manure instead of s*&t?
lynn__
Oct 14, 2018 @ 16:54:31
Ha,ha!!
sanaarizvi
Oct 11, 2018 @ 07:09:26
LOL 😅😅😅
Charley
Oct 09, 2018 @ 16:57:03
The quadrille’s causing you to spread it a might thin. Better give it another go over! 🙂
lynn__
Oct 09, 2018 @ 17:46:59
We’ve got piles 🙂 I actually had another stanza in the middle… but only had 44 “acres” to spread it on.
Charley
Oct 09, 2018 @ 18:23:24
Leaves you more for the pre-winter spread. Maybe someone will do “spread” as a prompt.
Frank Hubeny
Oct 09, 2018 @ 14:30:19
Nice sound and last line.
Björn Rudberg (brudberg)
Oct 09, 2018 @ 14:22:19
Oh… yes, I don’t think I’m a man of manure.
gillena cox
Oct 09, 2018 @ 11:53:00
A definite ‘yuck’. Good one Lynn. Happy you dropped by my blog
Much love…
lynn__
Oct 09, 2018 @ 11:55:59
thank you, Gillena…have a beautiful day 🙂
Beverly Crawford
Oct 09, 2018 @ 09:22:16
Well, this was all pretty stinky … until that last line, which was a real YUCK!
V.J. Knutson
Oct 09, 2018 @ 07:50:42
Oh, it can smell. Well done. Like the man-ure
lynn__
Oct 09, 2018 @ 07:57:57
thanks 😉
kim881
Oct 09, 2018 @ 01:47:26
LOL! 🙂
Mish
Oct 08, 2018 @ 22:25:06
It may have rural roots but it sure can spread….haha!
lynn__
Oct 09, 2018 @ 06:25:19
So true, Mish! 😀
whimsygizmo
Oct 08, 2018 @ 20:30:22
Ha-HA! Love it! 🙂 Thanks for the giggle.
lynn__
Oct 08, 2018 @ 21:16:55
Glad you liked it, De!