twisted sisters

Bathers” by Picasso, 1918

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Three sunbathing sisters from Spain

grew tired of rain on the plain;

trio traveled to beach

but feared dark hair would bleach

so learned yoga to ease mental pain.

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Linking to dVerse poets where Melissa invites us to write poetic response to Picasso…

alterations needed

An American limerick, for fun, using the word “alter” 😉


y’all know a woman named Flo

whose appetite made her hips grow

her pants tightly fit

we fear they may split

should Flo alter her habits… or clothes?


meathead limerick trio

Hanging here at dVerse Poets Pub where Laura Bloomsbury suggests we count to three!

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i. meat

healthy protein in beef
may cause vegetarian grief
so by all means
do eat your beans
but for brain food, “carne” is chief!

ii. head

board at the top of your bed
or “mr. chairwoman,” it is said;
location of brain,
an ache or migraine,
if missing, you’re probably dead!

iii. meathead

favorite furry farm cat
slowly grows older and fat;
friendly neighbor,
as a big favor,
now nicknames feline that!

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confessions of a spuddler

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“spuddle” (17th century): To work ineffectively; to be extremely busy
whilst achieving absolutely nothing.

kitty litter


there once roamed a fine feline pack

who desired royal avian snack:

“let’s pounce on low crows,

 tasty drumsticks dispose

but the feathers we’ll gladly give back!”


cartoon by Louis Wain

Poetry prompt with Melissa at dVerse to write on Wain’s cat cartoons without using word, “cat”.

the source

every good gift received

each reminder believed

that good Lord above

is the God of great love

and our worthiness under-achieved!

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Joining Ingrid at dVerse poetics to consider gifts and gratitude.

mi quintilla

 

dia de los muertos

fiesta de los cuerpos

la dulce vida

vaya rapida

!alabanza!  porque días son cortos

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free image – pixabay

udderly bountiful limerick

Linking to Tweetspeak Poetry…scroll to see video showing how butter is made!


 

Introducing a bovine named Daisy

she’s a generous cow, never lazydownload

her milk is a dream

of rich butter cream

she gives away gallons like crazy!

 


If you remember the Borden cow (“Elsie”, not Daisy), you’ll enjoy this online article.

 

buffaloed

 

There once was a bison named Buck

who jumped in the back of a truck;

he enjoyed scenic ride

until engine died

now bison and driver are stuck.

 

 


Tweetspeak Poetry prompt to write a buffalo limerick…

met desert tortoise out of element

 

On the beach, crawled pet tortoise named Tank

when a wave rolled, his wrinkled neck shrank

hard shell shaped like a boat

four legs paddled to float

that resourceful young tortoise ne’er sank!

 

american west limerick

 

Out west lived horse thief, Billy Rio

who holed-up at Ranch Armadillo

till the cavalry came

shot a slug with his name

now Bill’s buried below lone saguaro

 

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Old Tucson Studios, AZ               photo by lynn

all’s fair in Wonderland

Inspired by prompt at Imaginary Garden with Real Toads.


i once read a poet named Carroll
who rolled readers’ minds in a barrel

we spun in a tea cup

until Alice fessed up

and Mad Hatter declared white hare sterile!

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