“ninja”
my mom’s a secret ninja
she’s trained~yes, that’s a fact
in ancient arts of sabotage
(it’s cooking skills she lacks)
she’s stealthy and she’s deadly
~real domestic arson hack~
our kitchen sink is piled high
with pots that she burned black!
Just for fun…you didn’t assume it was (auto)biographical, did you?!
a poem in my pocket 
Feb 18, 2018 @ 17:50:33
Too cute!